tv show meme: [5/5] female characters | sarah walker
"I’m a spy. I hate surprises."

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july 30, 1982

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Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

“if you call me daddy” OH MY GOSH

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It’s my 17th Birthday! :) YAY! Happy Birthday to moi ;) And also Yvonne Strahovski, Christopher Nolan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Turnip. July 30th.

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okay but the second to last one broke my heart

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the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 


it’s mike wazowski. 


go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours

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We’re dead. Bartowski’s got a gun.

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So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:





get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

Just wanna also add on that while there’s this faint idea that “but weren’t the Egyptian royals descended from Alexander the Great”, this was for a fraction of Egypt’s 5000 year old civilisation. Cleopatra WAS at least part Macedonian because she was descended from Ptolemy, one of Alexander the Great’s generals who took over after he conquered Egypt, BUT, the time period Exodus would be set in is BEFORE Ptolemaic Egypt. 

Based on the time Moses is believed to be born, Exodus would have taken place around 1000 years before Alexander the Great. So, the Egyptian Pharaohs would definitely have not had that much European blood (if any) to justify such casting.

Though PoE doesn’t follow the biblical canons to a T, the liberties it did take made sense and held truer to the historical context. Yeah, it was better than Exodus is gonna be. I wonder how this trend of biblical movies will play out because Noah was kind of a disaster.